Nov
14
9:00 PM21:00

Peep Show

“DOORS AT 8 | SHOW AT 9
It's pretty simple, every month we get four of our favorite comics on stage to make childish commentary on vintage pornography. Spider House Ballroom is equipped with a full bar and drink specials. This month we’re sponsored by Kettle One vodka! Also, this shit is FREE, and YES it occasionally gets weird.

This months line up:
Andrew Clarkston
Taylor Dowdy
Arielle Isaac Norman
Mike MacRae

Hosted by Zac Brooks & Lisa Friedrich. 
Artwork by Ramin Nazer”

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Off Script
Nov
17
10:00 PM22:00

Off Script

Off Script invites you and your friends to come heckle some of Austin’s best standup comics, with prizes for the best hecklers and free gourmet pizza from That's Real Comedy for all!

Hosted by: Arielle Isaac Norman

This month's lineup:

-Ron Lechler (The ridiculous, kind, wonderful human behind Cider House Rulz at Austin Eastciders, first and third Fridays at 8pm)

-Brett VerVoort (a co-writer and performer in “Eggs Untitled Space Project,” a sci-fi dark comedy, every Saturday at 7pm at The Fallout Theater)

-Jered McCorkle (Host of the Bubble & Squeak comedy show at Brentwood Social House, last Fridays at 8pm)

-Lea’h Sampson (Host of Hear Me Bitch, an all female comedy show at The Fallout Theater, first Thursdays at 8pm)

and Aaron Brooks (The Lanalax Corporation Podcast, Half of Barrel o’ Fun’s Six Shooter’s boy band Knuck Deep, 2nd Wednesdays at 8pm)

It's the only comedy show where you’re not only allowed to heckle the comics, you’re supposed to! Come force five of Austin’s best comics out of their heads and on their toes by yelling out your thoughts on their jokes!

November 17th - 10:00pm - $10 Online, $12 Door – Buy your tickets today. This shit sells out.

Get there early and sit up front for some bonus prizes!

Drinks provided by Party Pulse!


Twitter: @offscriptcomedy

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Callback!
Nov
5
8:00 PM20:00

Callback!

“Got a case of the Mondays? Well come on out to The Vortex outdoor stage to see some of Austin's best comedians and laugh in an awesome venue...for FREE!

Hosted by Chris Collings and Seth Murphy”

Do yourself a favor and eat at the Patrizi’s food truck at The Vortex (the best Italian food in town at super affordable prices).

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Smile More
Nov
3
8:00 PM20:00

Smile More

“Smile More! is a feminist standup comedy show that’ll have the audience smiling, but not because some random dude on the street suggested it. Austin’s most unapologetically funny women break through the glass microphone to deliver big laughs. Period.

Valerie Nies hosts a curated night of comedy from a combination of veteran and beginner all-female, all-funny standup comics in this showcase that recurs the first Saturday of the month.

Grab friends, get drinks, and guffaw!

November Lineup: 
Ashley Overton
Emily Howell
Holli Cuomo
Lana Knight
and headliner: Arielle Norman!”

I guess cuz it’s a chick show they’re ignoring that I’ve asked my middle name be included. Sigh.

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BettyFest
Nov
3
6:00 PM18:00

BettyFest

I’ll be on at 9:50

Doors at 5:30pm // Show at 6pm

A NIGHT OF COMEDY BY COMEDIANS WHO HAPPEN TO BE WOMEN (or whatever)

Join us on Saturday, November 3rd from 5:30pm-11pm at the Historic Scoot Inn for a night of fierce lady comedy, including improv, sketch, and stand up. 

Vote BettyFest up on Do512 here: https://do512.com/bettyfest2018

Tickets: https://bettyfest.com/

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Gender Fluids Live!
Oct
26
8:00 PM20:00

Gender Fluids Live!

If you like kinky sex, weird gender stuff, FREE DRINKS, irreverent jokes, and/or hailing Satan then this show is for you! 
Join us for a live show and recording of the Gender Fluids podcast (recently nominated for Best Local Podcast in the Austin Chronicle's Best of Austin Awards). 

Based out of Austin, Texas, Gender Fluids takes an explicit and unapologetic look into the rarely explored depths of sex and gender. Through intensely candid conversations, comedians Austin Smartt & Arielle Norman dive into everything from birthing fetishes to what misgendering dogs says about our society. No subject is too far out, or too sensitive to be discussed. Come out to the show to experience all of the deliciously depraved anti think-piece commentary on sex and gender you could ever desire! 

Not for the faint of heart, weak of mind, or lame of soul.

In addition to our normal weekly segments "What the Fuck Does That Mean?" & Fetish of the Week we have some special segments prepared for the live show. One segment is sex toy fueled, one is interactive, and one is probably illegal so we aren't going into detail about it here!

This show is free but if you'd like to support the podcast and venue there will be a donation bucket at the door. But, if you're cheap asses like the hosts of Gender Fluids, please feel free to walk in without donating. We understand. 

Doors at 8:00
Show at 8:30
Post show orgy at 10:45

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Off Script
Oct
20
10:00 PM22:00

Off Script

Off Script is a stand-up show where the audience is encouraged to heckle the performers. Seriously. Please heckle. You can win prizes. Hosted by Arielle Isaac Norman. Also, free pizza. Dude. 

Buy tickets for 10/20 here. $10 online/ $12 at the door 

Bar provided by Party Pulse! 

Lineup: 

JT Kelley (opened for Kyle Kinane, Hamburger and the Lucas Bros. Also, the girl from Sleighbells follows him on insta.) 

Angelina Martin (host of Buzzkill at the Buzzmill every Wednesday night at 9) 

Glenn Rose (Host of the Midnight Mic every Monday at Spiderhouse) 

Lando Shepard (comedian and actor; opened for Joe Torry) 

Jay Whitecotton (Check out his comedy album: Hi, Lonesome!) 

Third Saturdays at 10pm (Doors 9:30)

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Beto V Cruz Comedy Watch Party
Oct
16
7:30 PM19:30

Beto V Cruz Comedy Watch Party

Are we going to vote in November? You BETO believe it!

Join us for a Beto O'Rourke /Cruz debate watch party and comedy showcase to benefit SAFE, a local organization that provides support to victims of sexual and domestic abuse. Come watch the debate, cheer on El Paso’s own, Beto O’Rourke and his vision for the future of Texas, and laugh at Ted Cruz’s feeble attempt to appear human. Keep the laughs going with an all-woman comedy showcase afterward. 

Admission is a $5 suggested donation or any item from the list below. We'll be showing the debate on the projector, followed by a stand up showcase featuring some of the funniest women in Austin! We'll also be raffling prizes from some of your favorite east side haunts like The BrixtonThe LibertyKing Bee8 Track, and more!

Let's party and show these bastards that we will not be silenced!

Comedy Line Up:

Arielle Isaac Norman - Gender Fluids Podcast, Off Script

Avery Moore - Montreal Just For Laughs Festival, The Joke Of Painting

Jasmine Ellis - Extra Salty Podcast, Blue Whale Comedy Festival

Amber Bixby - Pretty Awful, Stage Live Jive Dive

Nikita Redkar - Hot Pot Comedy

Xrystal Morales - FPIA

Comedy starts at 9:30pm after the debate!



SAFE Shelves In-Kind Needs

Our largest need is often new clothing, pantry foods, regular sized hygiene items, baby wipes and diapers, and gift cards. 

Many people come to SAFE with very few, if any, possessions. Community donations help provide basic needs, clothing, and household items to assist survivors and their families.

Please consider making a gift of new items from our wish list or provide gift cards to fill gaps in need. Some options include:

✓ Shopping for items from our Amazon and Target lists which ship directly to our Warehouse
✓ Mailing gift cards or small items to PO Box 19454, Austin, Texas, 78760
✓ Delivering gifts to our warehouse at 1401 Grove Boulevard, Austin, Tx during open hours.

Basic Need
*Basic Needs must be new.
Brushes & Hair Accessories
Size 4, 5 & 6 Diapers & Wipes
African American & Black Hair Care 
Body Wash, Shampoo, & Conditioner 
First Aid & OTC Medications
Shaving Razors & Gels
Face Wash & Lotion
Socks, Underwear, Shoes, & Sweatpants
Sunscreen & Bug Spray

Building Homes Need
Cleaning Supplies, Mops, & Brooms 
Laundry Detergent & Baskets
Twin Size Bedding & Pillows
Pet Care & Food
Bath Towels & Shower Curtain Liners/Rods
Dish, Glassware, Silverware, & Pot/Pan Sets
Kitchen & Bath Rugs
Lamps & Light Bulbs 
Kleenex, Trash Bags, & Paper Towels
Sippy Cups & Water Bottles


Popular Gifts for All Ages
Headphones & Mp3 Players 
Spa/Bath Sets
Aromatherapy Oils & Diffusers
Video Games, Rated E
Hair Dryers & Straighteners
DVDs (G - PG13) & DVD Players
Flat Screen TVs (Less than 40”)
Robes & Slippers
DIY & Crafting Sets

Gift Cards 
Target, Wal-Mart & Amazon
Home Depot
H-E-B
Visa
Clothing Stores
Ice Cream & Fast Food Restaurants
AMC
Bookstores
Netflix & iTunes
Mini-Golf & Bowling

Food & Pantry Needs
Individually Packaged Snacks
Toddler Snacks & Lil Entrees Gerber Meals
Baby Formula
Canned Meat
Box Meals: Mac ‘N Cheese
Pasta Sauce & Instant Potatoes
Cereal

Program Needs to Serve Survivors
Batteries (AA, AAA, D, 9V)
Sound Buffering Machines & Fans
Teacher Store & Home Depot Gift Cards 
Night Lights 
Kleenex & Hand Sanitizer
Food Storage Bags & Saran Wrap
Ongoing Drives for Various Holidays/Grads

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Three Dollar Bill
Oct
11
8:00 PM20:00

Three Dollar Bill

HIVE Mind Hair Co. presents Three Dollar Bill! As in, this is the only standup comedy show in town that's queerer than one.

October 11th we'll be bringing you the gaaaaay comedy stlyings of:

Austin Smartt (cohost of the Gender Fluids podcast, currently nominated for Austin Chronicle's Best Podcast)

Hunter Duncan (currently nominated for Austin Chronicle's Best Standup)

Ky Krebs (cohost of the Extra Salty podcast)

Colton Dowling (host of Over the Rainbow)

and Christina Parrish (The Chip Show, Call me Brother)

Hosted by Jered McCorkle and Arielle Isaac Norman

Just $3 to attend. Complimentary Lonestars and Tito's drinks (but we won't mind if you show some love in the tip jar to cover costs).

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Six Shooter
Oct
10
8:00 PM20:00

Six Shooter

“A free stand-up comedy show at Barrel O’ Fun? Yuuuuuuuup. Six Shooter brings to the stage six of Austin’s funniest stand-up comedians. Hosted by freestyle country western legends Knuck Deep (played by Aaron Brooks & Mac Blake). It’s a guaranteed good time. 

Your October line-up:
-Headliner: Nick Saverino (Low & Inside, 3rd place - 2018 Funniest Person in Austin contest)
-Andrew Murphy (The Joke of Painting)
-Arielle Isaac Norman (Moontower Comedy Festival, Gender Fluids Podcast)
-Danny Goodwin (Gross Lonely Boys podcast)
-Dusti Rhodes (HOU)
-Joshua Stokes (HOU)

Six Shooter is the second Wednesday of every month. So try to keep those dates open, huh?

About your hosts:
Originally from St. Louis, AARON BROOKS brought his freewheeling storytelling style to Austin. His low-key, loose cannon stage persona has made him one of the city's most beloved comedians. At least by other comedians.

MAC BLAKE is a past winner of the Funniest Person in Austin contest. His albums Bird Drugs and Live at ColdTowne are available at finer digital retailers.”

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Jackknife Comedy (NYC)
Oct
6
8:00 PM20:00

Jackknife Comedy (NYC)

“OH GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S JACKKNIFE COMEDY #52!!!!!!!!!!!

IF WE WERE WEEKLY WE'D BE AT A YEAR!!!!!!!!!

LAST MONTH WAS HONESTLY THE BEST AUDIENCE WE'VE EVER HAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS MONTH'S WILL BE EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMERICA IS STILL COMPLETELY FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

BARACK, MICHELLE AND HILLARY ARE STILL INVITED TO EVERY SHOW FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHECK OUT OUR RAD LINEUP:

Leland Long (MEMPHIS COMEDY FESTIVAL)
https://twitter.com/alamosaber

Rachel McCartney (ORLANDO INDIE COMEDY FESTIVAL)
https://twitter.com/RachelMComedy

Alex Ptak (ADULT SWIM)
https://twitter.com/PtakJokes

Jacky Beren (SOUTH BEACH COMEDY FESTIVAL)
https://twitter.com/JackyJustKiddin

Arielle Isaac Norman (MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL)
https://twitter.com/pooptampon

Ismael Loutfi (JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE)
https://twitter.com/michaelgoood

Megan Gailey (CONAN)
https://twitter.com/megangailey

Shane Torres (COMEDY CENTRAL STAND-UP PRESENTS)
https://twitter.com/shanetorres

HOSTED BY TWO DUMB FUCKS FROM IOWA NAMED Patrick Hastie AND Gideon Hambright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SHOW COSTS FIVE BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU COME AND LAUGH YOU WILL *PROBABLY* GET A FREE BEER AND YOU WILL *DEFINITELY* LIVE FOREVER AND NEVER EVER EVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*****LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE*****

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POSTER ART BY Jonathan Sims 
http://www.skelenaut.com/

VENUE: The Creek and The Cave
http://creeklic.com/events/jackknife-comedy-5-2018-10-06/

WEBSITE: http://jackknifecomedy.com/

TWITTER: https://twitter.com/JackknifeComedy

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/jackknifecomedy/

BUY A SHIRT: https://teespring.com/stores/cool-shirts-ok-i-guess

FACEBOOK: Jackknife Comedy

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Laugh Exchange Live
Oct
3
9:00 PM21:00

Laugh Exchange Live

1 host + 53 of Austin's best comics / 1 minute x 6 themes = an amazing show! Brought to you by Laugh Exchange.

It’s a free event, but register here to save a seat!

We're taping a live stream for Laugh Exchange! Check it out. And if you're in Austin, you can attend for FREE! Hosted by Laugh Exchange Local Connect Meghan Ross.

FEATURING:
Arielle Isaac Norman
Nikita Redkar
Jasmine Ellis
Norah Franklin
Ky Krebs
Valerie Nies
Elizabeth Spears
Yola Lu
Christina Parrish
Holli Cuomo
Katie Stone
Lisa Friedrich
Rob Gagnon
Ariel Greenspoon
Pat Dean
Joey Zimmerman
Claude Ramey
JJ Summers
Santino Fernandez
Adam Serwa
Amber Bixby
Robyn Reynolds
Kenah Benefield
Tai Nguyen
Michael Priest
Carlton Wilcoxson
Andrew Horneman
Sam Noorani
Megan Tucei
Xrystal Morales
Jacqueline Leona
Brett Marie VerVoort
Ashley Overton
Laura de la Fuente
Stephanie Thoreson
Melody Shifflet
Lilli Lopez
Jt Kelley
Justin Hicks
Cortnie Jones
Andie Flores
Kim Lowery
Nathan Sowell
Haley Alea Erickson
Waz
Alana Knight
Espi Rivadeneira
Ashlee Jordan Pryor
Allen Edwin Butt
Scarlett Alexandra
Maria Pond
Linzy Beltran
Hollis L. Edwards III

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Gay Shame Parade (Houston)
Oct
1
7:30 PM19:30

Gay Shame Parade (Houston)

Get your tickets here to reserve a seat. The show is pay what you can, so please help me and the other comics to cover gas if not actually make a living.

The Secret Group Presents

GAY SHAME PARADE: Stand Up from Gays, Probable Gays, & People We Wish Were Gay

Mon. 10/1 | Doors: 9:00 PM | Show: 9:30 | PAY WHAT YOU CAN 

Hosted by: Drew Hollway & Bob Morrissey

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Backwards in Heels
Sep
30
6:00 PM18:00

Backwards in Heels

“Join Vote4Her and come hear from our amazing candidates along with some great comedians at one of Austin's most treasured establishments of weird. It's going to be an epic night of strong women, smart conversations, and lots of laughs. 


Comedian Line-up Includes:

Jasmine Ellis 

Angelina Martin 

Amber Bixby 

Lea'h Sampson

Arielle Norman 

Espi Rivadeneira 

Elizabeth Spears 

Carina Magyar”

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Stoned v Drunk v Sober
Sep
29
10:00 PM22:00

Stoned v Drunk v Sober

I’ll be on team sober for the first time.

“Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober is a stand up comedy competition featuring three teams of comics that try to answer the question, "What if comics got stoned, drunk, or sober, then gave it their best as they perform on the edge?"


Laugh Button rated SvDvS as, "One of the 9 most unique comedy shows in the nation."




$10 online/$12 at the door

Bar onsite from Party Pulse!


FAQS

ARE THERE ID REQUIREMENTS OR AN AGE LIMIT TO ENTER YOUR EVENTS? Unless specifically stated above, Fallout Theater is all ages and BYOB. However, if the event is providing free booze (which sometimes happens), or if we have drink service provided by Party Pulse, you'll have to show a 21+ ID in order to partake. Other than that, our programming tends to be PG-13 & up, so keep that in mind.

WHAT’S YOUR REFUND POLICY? If you buy an online ticket, you should arrive 30 min before the start of the show to guarantee getting a seat because we also sell tickets at the door and usually have a crowd waiting for no-show seats. If you don't arrive at least 10 min before the show, your seats could be given out to people on our waiting list, and if that happens, you will not be entitled to a refund as we don't offer refunds after the show has started.

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This show is presented by talent from Fallout Theater, the newest destination for Austin Comedy and the premiere destination for Alternative Improv/Sketch/Stand- Up. Come early to chill in our downtown lobby lounge and meet the best comedians around. Register for our sketch & improv classes year-round at FalloutComedy.com.

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