Off Script is a stand-up show where the audience is encouraged to heckle the performers. Seriously. Please heckle. You can win prizes. Hosted by Arielle Isaac Norman. Also, free pizza. Dude.
Buy tickets for 10/20 here. $10 online/ $12 at the door
Bar provided by Party Pulse!
JT Kelley (opened for Kyle Kinane, Hamburger and the Lucas Bros. Also, the girl from Sleighbells follows him on insta.)
Angelina Martin (host of Buzzkill at the Buzzmill every Wednesday night at 9)
Glenn Rose (Host of the Midnight Mic every Monday at Spiderhouse)
Lando Shepard (comedian and actor; opened for Joe Torry)
Jay Whitecotton (Check out his comedy album: Hi, Lonesome!)
Third Saturdays at 10pm (Doors 9:30)
If you like kinky sex, weird gender stuff, FREE DRINKS, irreverent jokes, and/or hailing Satan then this show is for you!
Join us for a live show and recording of the Gender Fluids podcast (recently nominated for Best Local Podcast in the Austin Chronicle's Best of Austin Awards).
Based out of Austin, Texas, Gender Fluids takes an explicit and unapologetic look into the rarely explored depths of sex and gender. Through intensely candid conversations, comedians Austin Smartt & Arielle Norman dive into everything from birthing fetishes to what misgendering dogs says about our society. No subject is too far out, or too sensitive to be discussed. Come out to the show to experience all of the deliciously depraved anti think-piece commentary on sex and gender you could ever desire!
Not for the faint of heart, weak of mind, or lame of soul.
In addition to our normal weekly segments "What the Fuck Does That Mean?" & Fetish of the Week we have some special segments prepared for the live show. One segment is sex toy fueled, one is interactive, and one is probably illegal so we aren't going into detail about it here!
This show is free but if you'd like to support the podcast and venue there will be a donation bucket at the door. But, if you're cheap asses like the hosts of Gender Fluids, please feel free to walk in without donating. We understand.
Doors at 8:00
Show at 8:30
Post show orgy at 10:45
I’ll be on at 9:50
Doors at 5:30pm // Show at 6pm
A NIGHT OF COMEDY BY COMEDIANS WHO HAPPEN TO BE WOMEN (or whatever)
Join us on Saturday, November 3rd from 5:30pm-11pm at the Historic Scoot Inn for a night of fierce lady comedy, including improv, sketch, and stand up.
Vote BettyFest up on Do512 here: https://do512.com/bettyfest2018
Are we going to vote in November? You BETO believe it!
Join us for a Beto O'Rourke /Cruz debate watch party and comedy showcase to benefit SAFE, a local organization that provides support to victims of sexual and domestic abuse. Come watch the debate, cheer on El Paso’s own, Beto O’Rourke and his vision for the future of Texas, and laugh at Ted Cruz’s feeble attempt to appear human. Keep the laughs going with an all-woman comedy showcase afterward.
Admission is a $5 suggested donation or any item from the list below. We'll be showing the debate on the projector, followed by a stand up showcase featuring some of the funniest women in Austin! We'll also be raffling prizes from some of your favorite east side haunts like The Brixton, The Liberty, King Bee, 8 Track, and more!
Let's party and show these bastards that we will not be silenced!
Comedy Line Up:
Arielle Isaac Norman - Gender Fluids Podcast, Off Script
Avery Moore - Montreal Just For Laughs Festival, The Joke Of Painting
Jasmine Ellis - Extra Salty Podcast, Blue Whale Comedy Festival
Amber Bixby - Pretty Awful, Stage Live Jive Dive
Nikita Redkar - Hot Pot Comedy
Xrystal Morales - FPIA
Comedy starts at 9:30pm after the debate!
SAFE Shelves In-Kind Needs
Our largest need is often new clothing, pantry foods, regular sized hygiene items, baby wipes and diapers, and gift cards.
Many people come to SAFE with very few, if any, possessions. Community donations help provide basic needs, clothing, and household items to assist survivors and their families.
Please consider making a gift of new items from our wish list or provide gift cards to fill gaps in need. Some options include:
✓ Shopping for items from our Amazon and Target lists which ship directly to our Warehouse
✓ Mailing gift cards or small items to PO Box 19454, Austin, Texas, 78760
✓ Delivering gifts to our warehouse at 1401 Grove Boulevard, Austin, Tx during open hours.
*Basic Needs must be new.
Brushes & Hair Accessories
Size 4, 5 & 6 Diapers & Wipes
African American & Black Hair Care
Body Wash, Shampoo, & Conditioner
First Aid & OTC Medications
Shaving Razors & Gels
Face Wash & Lotion
Socks, Underwear, Shoes, & Sweatpants
Sunscreen & Bug Spray
Building Homes Need
Cleaning Supplies, Mops, & Brooms
Laundry Detergent & Baskets
Twin Size Bedding & Pillows
Pet Care & Food
Bath Towels & Shower Curtain Liners/Rods
Dish, Glassware, Silverware, & Pot/Pan Sets
Kitchen & Bath Rugs
Lamps & Light Bulbs
Kleenex, Trash Bags, & Paper Towels
Sippy Cups & Water Bottles
Popular Gifts for All Ages
Headphones & Mp3 Players
Aromatherapy Oils & Diffusers
Video Games, Rated E
Hair Dryers & Straighteners
DVDs (G - PG13) & DVD Players
Flat Screen TVs (Less than 40”)
Robes & Slippers
DIY & Crafting Sets
Target, Wal-Mart & Amazon
Ice Cream & Fast Food Restaurants
Netflix & iTunes
Mini-Golf & Bowling
Food & Pantry Needs
Individually Packaged Snacks
Toddler Snacks & Lil Entrees Gerber Meals
Box Meals: Mac ‘N Cheese
Pasta Sauce & Instant Potatoes
Program Needs to Serve Survivors
Batteries (AA, AAA, D, 9V)
Sound Buffering Machines & Fans
Teacher Store & Home Depot Gift Cards
Kleenex & Hand Sanitizer
Food Storage Bags & Saran Wrap
Ongoing Drives for Various Holidays/Grads
HIVE Mind Hair Co. presents Three Dollar Bill! As in, this is the only standup comedy show in town that's queerer than one.
October 11th we'll be bringing you the gaaaaay comedy stlyings of:
Austin Smartt (cohost of the Gender Fluids podcast, currently nominated for Austin Chronicle's Best Podcast)
Hunter Duncan (currently nominated for Austin Chronicle's Best Standup)
Ky Krebs (cohost of the Extra Salty podcast)
Colton Dowling (host of Over the Rainbow)
and Christina Parrish (The Chip Show, Call me Brother)
Hosted by Jered McCorkle and Arielle Isaac Norman
Just $3 to attend. Complimentary Lonestars and Tito's drinks (but we won't mind if you show some love in the tip jar to cover costs).
“A free stand-up comedy show at Barrel O’ Fun? Yuuuuuuuup. Six Shooter brings to the stage six of Austin’s funniest stand-up comedians. Hosted by freestyle country western legends Knuck Deep (played by Aaron Brooks & Mac Blake). It’s a guaranteed good time.
Your October line-up:
-Headliner: Nick Saverino (Low & Inside, 3rd place - 2018 Funniest Person in Austin contest)
-Andrew Murphy (The Joke of Painting)
-Arielle Isaac Norman (Moontower Comedy Festival, Gender Fluids Podcast)
-Danny Goodwin (Gross Lonely Boys podcast)
-Dusti Rhodes (HOU)
-Joshua Stokes (HOU)
Six Shooter is the second Wednesday of every month. So try to keep those dates open, huh?
About your hosts:
Originally from St. Louis, AARON BROOKS brought his freewheeling storytelling style to Austin. His low-key, loose cannon stage persona has made him one of the city's most beloved comedians. At least by other comedians.
MAC BLAKE is a past winner of the Funniest Person in Austin contest. His albums Bird Drugs and Live at ColdTowne are available at finer digital retailers.”
IT'S JACKKNIFE COMEDY #52!!!!!!!!!!!
IF WE WERE WEEKLY WE'D BE AT A YEAR!!!!!!!!!
LAST MONTH WAS HONESTLY THE BEST AUDIENCE WE'VE EVER HAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS MONTH'S WILL BE EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMERICA IS STILL COMPLETELY FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!
BARACK, MICHELLE AND HILLARY ARE STILL INVITED TO EVERY SHOW FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK OUT OUR RAD LINEUP:
Leland Long (MEMPHIS COMEDY FESTIVAL)
Rachel McCartney (ORLANDO INDIE COMEDY FESTIVAL)
Alex Ptak (ADULT SWIM)
Jacky Beren (SOUTH BEACH COMEDY FESTIVAL)
Arielle Isaac Norman (MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL)
Ismael Loutfi (JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE)
Megan Gailey (CONAN)
Shane Torres (COMEDY CENTRAL STAND-UP PRESENTS)
HOSTED BY TWO DUMB FUCKS FROM IOWA NAMED Patrick Hastie AND Gideon Hambright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SHOW COSTS FIVE BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU COME AND LAUGH YOU WILL *PROBABLY* GET A FREE BEER AND YOU WILL *DEFINITELY* LIVE FOREVER AND NEVER EVER EVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE*****
POSTER ART BY Jonathan Sims
VENUE: The Creek and The Cave
BUY A SHIRT: https://teespring.com/stores/cool-shirts-ok-i-guess
FACEBOOK: Jackknife Comedy”
1 host + 53 of Austin's best comics / 1 minute x 6 themes = an amazing show! Brought to you by Laugh Exchange.
We're taping a live stream for Laugh Exchange! Check it out. And if you're in Austin, you can attend for FREE! Hosted by Laugh Exchange Local Connect Meghan Ross.
Arielle Isaac Norman
Brett Marie VerVoort
Laura de la Fuente
Haley Alea Erickson
Ashlee Jordan Pryor
Allen Edwin Butt
Hollis L. Edwards III
The Secret Group Presents
GAY SHAME PARADE: Stand Up from Gays, Probable Gays, & People We Wish Were Gay
Mon. 10/1 | Doors: 9:00 PM | Show: 9:30 | PAY WHAT YOU CAN
Hosted by: Drew Hollway & Bob Morrissey
“Join Vote4Her and come hear from our amazing candidates along with some great comedians at one of Austin's most treasured establishments of weird. It's going to be an epic night of strong women, smart conversations, and lots of laughs.
Comedian Line-up Includes:
I’ll be on team sober for the first time.
“Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober is a stand up comedy competition featuring three teams of comics that try to answer the question, "What if comics got stoned, drunk, or sober, then gave it their best as they perform on the edge?"
Laugh Button rated SvDvS as, "One of the 9 most unique comedy shows in the nation."
$10 online/$12 at the door
Bar onsite from Party Pulse!
ARE THERE ID REQUIREMENTS OR AN AGE LIMIT TO ENTER YOUR EVENTS? Unless specifically stated above, Fallout Theater is all ages and BYOB. However, if the event is providing free booze (which sometimes happens), or if we have drink service provided by Party Pulse, you'll have to show a 21+ ID in order to partake. Other than that, our programming tends to be PG-13 & up, so keep that in mind.
WHAT’S YOUR REFUND POLICY? If you buy an online ticket, you should arrive 30 min before the start of the show to guarantee getting a seat because we also sell tickets at the door and usually have a crowd waiting for no-show seats. If you don't arrive at least 10 min before the show, your seats could be given out to people on our waiting list, and if that happens, you will not be entitled to a refund as we don't offer refunds after the show has started.
This show is presented by talent from Fallout Theater, the newest destination for Austin Comedy and the premiere destination for Alternative Improv/Sketch/Stand- Up. Come early to chill in our downtown lobby lounge and meet the best comedians around. Register for our sketch & improv classes year-round at FalloutComedy.com.”
Announcing the Great Cast for ‘The Great Show’ in September hosted by Miss Fahrenheit...
***Arielle Isaac Norman (Comedy)
***Booty and the Beast (Burlesque)
***Coco Lectric (Burlesque)
***Louisianna Purchase (Drag)
***Matthew Aldini (Pole Dance)
***Queertini Time (Burlesque/Drag)
***Shakia Radon (Pole Dance)
VIP, Reserved Seating & G/A on sale!
All VIP tables comes with a gift bag from Forbidden Fruit!! Get your tickets today!!
"Comedy at its Rawest
Enjoy comedy the way it's intended. No holds barred, no punches pulled, and no f**ks given. Watch seasoned pros and future stars battle each other for supremacy. Good sets will be awarded, bad sets will be punished. Feelings will be hurt, fun will be had.
Hosted by Greg Baumhauer and Mike Stanley. Baumhauer named the “Dark Prince of Colfax” by the Westword is who is known for running the raucous and raunchy Squire Lounge Comedy Night, dubbed the "meanest mic in America", helped cultivate the careers of some of Denver's most accomplished comedians, and ended others before they started. A fifteen year veteran in the Denver comedy scene, and winner of the 2007 New Talent Contest, Greg returns to doing what he does best-making fun of new comedians.
Greg's co-host Mike Stanley the host of Food Network's Food: Fact Or Fiction, was named "Best Chicago Stand-up Comedian" in a Peoples Choice poll done by the Chicago Reader and "Best Detroit Comedian" by HOUR Magazine. Another fifteen year comedy veteran, Mike tours internationally and has performed at several festivals including the Oddball Comedy Festival, and TBS Just For Laughs Festival. Insightful, crass and just plain hilarious, Mike has recently moved to the Mile High City and we couldn't be happier to have him.
Comedy is at its best when it isn't scared to tell the truth. So let's stop pretending that the world is nice and fair, and help us celebrate each other by pointing out our differences and similarities that make us all amazing and utterly stupid.
Thick Skin may not be for everybody, but everyone should see it!
A finalist of the Comedy Works' " New Faces Competition," Kyle has opened up for many great comedians as well as famous comedian Doug Stanhope. Arielle Isaac Norman was a finalist in this year's Funniest Person in Austin competition and is the cohost of the Gender Fluids podcast.
Hosted by Jacob Erdman
No cover. 2 drink minimum