Brass Tax at The Gatsby
Jun
27
9:30 pm21:30

Brass Tax at The Gatsby

  • The Gatsby

"A weekly comedy show with a wide array of comics discuss their opinions on current events, behaviors, and social norms. 

This week: Bob Sixx, William Loren Shuler-Haines, Mitch Mekulsia, Arielle Norman, Mikey Swenson, and Chad Fisher.

Doors at 9. Show at 9:30. No cover.

Warning: Not for the thin skinned."

Low and Inside
Jun
30
Jul 1

Low and Inside

  • The Velveeta Room

The Bunt Cakes (Me, Caitlin Feeney, Michael Priest, Devon Walker, and Tim Williams) versus The Young Balls (Yusef Roach and others)

Umpired by Nick Saverino and Aaron Brooks

$10

Headlining Smile More
Jul
1
10:00 pm22:00

Headlining Smile More

  • Institution Theater

"Smile More! is a monthly feminist standup comedy show that’ll have the audience smiling, but not because some random dude on the street suggested it. Austin’s most unapologetically funny women break through the glass microphone to deliver big laughs. Period.

Valerie Nies hosts a curated night of comedy from a combination of veteran and beginner all-female, all-funny standup comics in this showcase that recurs the first Saturday of the month.

Grab friends, get drinks, and guffaw!

JULY LINEUP

Allison O'Conor
Cassidy Wienecke
Kat Combs
Tess Hermes
and ARIELLE NORMAN

Off Script: Heckling Allowed!
Jul
6
9:30 pm21:30

Off Script: Heckling Allowed!

  • The New Movement

Off Script invites you and your friends to come heckle the crap out of some of Austin's best standup comedians.

Off Script is the only comedy show where you're not only allowed to heckle the comics, you're supposed to! Come force five of Austin's best comics out of their heads and on their toes by yelling out your thoughts on their dick/Trump/airplane food/period jokes. This show is off the rails and a heckle of a lot of fun!

July 6th - 9:30PM - The New Movement - $5 - Free beer and prizes from the mystery bag for the best hecklers of the night!

 

I'm hosting these bad-a's this week:


-Eric Nimmer (Roc Nation)

-Arun Govada (International Comedian)

-Allison O'Conor (Buzzkill at The Buzzmill)

-Andrew Horneman (Twitter)

-Joe Hafkey (Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction)

-and Pat Dean (The StoryFellers Podcast, on which I recently told the story of my 4 day marriage)

Twitter: @offscriptcomedy

 


Nice... Comedy
Jun
14
8:00 pm20:00

Nice... Comedy

  • Stomping Grounds

Nice... Comedy

Hosted by Joe Tullar and Chris Castles

featuring the comedy of:
Jt Kelley
Danny Recio
Tai Nguyen
Avery Moore
Arielle Norman
Andrew Dismukes
Christina Parrish
Clayton Blackstone
Lindsey Easterwood

Show starts at 8pm
Be nice

Free show every other Wednesday

Headlining Punch!
Jun
13
8:00 pm20:00

Headlining Punch!

  • Capitol City Comedy Club

"

We built a show we'd be willing to sit through. It's that simple.

 

Why? Because gambling on a show sucks. Bad music, bad movies, bad comedy - no bueno. You don't want to watch some ham-fisted amateur flop-sweat all over a stage while your date stares at the exit. So we're committed to being great. Every time.

You don't have to take our word for it, though. Here's SPLITSIDER.COM:

"Say hypothetically you can only get to one show a week: make it PUNCH."

SHOWLIST: JUN 06 | Season 18 Premiere

TURNT at Kickbutt Coffee
Jun
12
9:00 pm21:00

TURNT at Kickbutt Coffee

  • Kickbutt Coffee

"Derek and Ashley are back with a fantastic lineup of local comics!
The lineup includes:
Arielle Norman
Emily Howell
Christina Parrish
Vanessa Gonzales
+MORE"

 

FREE

Headlining The Brixton
Jun
8
9:00 pm21:00

Headlining The Brixton

  • The Brixton

"Every month we bring some of the best comics in town for an hour of jammed pack funny stuff. The parking is easy and the drinks are great and the patio is always warm, what more can you want? Oh, and the show is always free, so bring your friends and get your weekend started real early.

For this month only, show will be June 8th! (2nd week of June instead of 1st Thursday)

Show/Bar is 21+

This month's line up features:
Jaci Kramer
Sam Castillo
Tim Williams
Roxy Castillo
Headlined by: Arielle Norman
Hosted by Yola Lu

The Joke of Painting
Jun
4
7:30 pm19:30

The Joke of Painting

  • Spiderhouse Ballroom

"The Joke of Painting is a showcase for some of Austin's best comedians, but wait--there's a twist! These peeps are not only joke-slingers, but they paint too. Maybe not well... well some of them do, some of them might do Bansky-level shit, bro. Who knows? 

Each comic will be doing their own step-by-step demonstration on how to paint a piece of art of their choosing, with an extra dose of laughs, their jokes!!!! Comedy IS art, baby. You think you can draw too? Always painted along with Bob Ross on The Joy of Painting back in the day?? Well, guess what??? You'll be provided with all the necessary utensils to follow along with the demonstration and create your own Master Stroke. 

Sound weird? It is, weirdo! That's why you live here. It's like those painting with a glass of wine classes white ladies take, but there's comedy and whisky and cool people. 

Live at Coldtowne
Jun
2
10:00 pm22:00

Live at Coldtowne

  • Coldtowne Theatre

"The bitch is back! Carina Magyar re-takes the reins to reign in the hopefully-no-rain at Coldtowne this Friday. Introducing: featured performers! To kick that off, Arielle Norman will give us an extended set. Out-of-town guests this week include Nick Meriwether, Jaffer Khan, Olive Lynch, and Jerry Tran. AND we still feature the best locals doing their tighest sets. Proof? How about Adam Hrabik, Courtney Peterson, and Lisa Delarios. Hot hot hot lineup. Cold cold cold beer (that you bring yourself). Get tickets while they last."

Still Standing
May
27
8:00 pm20:00

Still Standing

  • Institution Theater

$5 for quite the medley of standups. As it was described to me:

"We got a couple newbies, then Lance Hunter, me, Caitlyn Feeny, Tai, you and Joe Tullar."

Hell yuh.

Satan's Acquaintance at The Velv
May
19
May 20

Satan's Acquaintance at The Velv

  • The Velveeta Room

Comics defend the deplorable.

With Carina Magyar hosting:

Me, Arielle Norman

John Buseman

Lisa Friedrich

Katie Pengra

and Mike Weibe

Headlining In The Treehouse
May
19
7:00 pm19:00

Headlining In The Treehouse

  • Austin Java

"Awww yeah! One of my all time favorite people Arielle Norman is headlining Treehouse. She has performed in Austin’s Moontower, Sound on Sound fest, FunFunFun, Out of Bounds, Houston’s Whatever Fest, and New Orlean’s Hell Yes Comedy Festival. She hosts and produces the show Off Script, a monthly showcase at the New Movement Theater where the audience is encouraged to heckle the comics. That's right you get to be apart of the action! So check out her show, it's the best, and watch her at my show because she's raw and fiercly talented, and a bunch of other nice stuff that I'm going to say to her in person because that's the best way to experience this lovely human being. :p

Joey Ficken
Duncan Carson
Grady Pruitt
Luis Arevalo
and more

hosted by a blinding ray of sunshine, Chris Castles

7:30 @ Austin Java on Barton Springs Rd.
FREE PARKING - EVERY FRIDAY
FREE SHOW - FULL BAR AND MENU"

Comedy on the Patio - Alamo Village
May
16
9:40 pm21:40

Comedy on the Patio - Alamo Village

  • Alamo Drafthouse Village

"No cover charge. Grab a drink from the bar inside and head on out to the patio. 

Comedians (not in order):

Pat Sirois (hosting)
Yusef Roach
Arielle Norman
Danny Goodwin
Preston Wilson
Jesse Mundy

FPIA Semi-Finals
May
8
8:00 pm20:00

FPIA Semi-Finals

  • Capitol City Comedy Club

I'll be competing against 15 of Austin's best comics for the chance to go to the finals of the Funniest Person in Austin contest. It's a big deal.

Altercation Comedy Festival
May
5
9:00 pm21:00

Altercation Comedy Festival

  • Kick Butt Coffee

"Altercation Comedy Presents kicks off its new monthly series at Kick Butt Coffee and Booze with MARTHA KELLY from the hit FX show 'Baskets' and her Comedy Central Half Hour Special. Featuring Nashville's Chad Riden (as seen on 'The Daily Show') plus Arielle Norman (Austin, TX) and English Matt (Houston, TX). Hosted every month by JT Habersaat. 

Grab tickets here for just $8 in advance! http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/2911183

Doors open at 9pm, show begins at 10pm sharp! Free parking onsite and full bar and food available. No drink minimums! Welcomed proudly by Deep Eddy Vodka.

Off Script: Heckle-lotta-fun!
May
4
9:30 pm21:30

Off Script: Heckle-lotta-fun!

  • The New Movement

Off Script invites you and your friends to come heckle the crap out of some of Austin's best standup comedians.

It's just $5 - and there're FREE drinks and prizes!

Off Script is the only comedy show where you're not only allowed to heckle the comics, you're supposed to! Come forceus out of our heads and onto our toes by yelling out your thoughts on our pussy/Putin/Pepsi/period jokes. This show is off the rails and a heckle of a lot of fun!

May 4th - 9:30PM - The New Movement

Arielle Norman (Moontower, Standup Empire, Leading the Blind) hosts these brilliant chaps/chaplettes as you hurl your commentary at their jokes:

-Chris Tellez (Moontower, Oddball, Shit's Golden)
-Chris Dillard (The Nite Howl)
-Greg Lockwood (Independence Comedy)
-Mikey Swenson (tragic genius)
-Lisa Delarios (Moontower, Doug Loves Movies)

Twitter: @offscriptcomedy

FPIA
May
1
8:00 pm20:00

FPIA

  • Capitol City Comedy Club

Wanna see me compete for my career? Only three of the fifteen comics get to move on to the next round! Come check it out! Competition brings out the best and the worst in us. Also I have some free tickets if you hit me up on Facebook.

Still Standing
Apr
29
8:00 pm20:00

Still Standing

  • Institution Theater

"Is the Institution Theater still open? Are there shows? I thought there was a thing, we hear you say. Well, the story on that is too long. In the meanwhile, we are setting up short sets of stand-up comedy until we’re shown the door more permanently. Featuring:

Arielle Norman
Elizabeth Spears
Eric Nimmer
Jaci Kramer
Jay Ehrlich
Jered McCorkle
John D Goodman
Jon McKenzie
Jon Fortenbury
Nikita Redkar
Rob Chenoweth
Shariq Iqbal

Hosted by Chris Collings

Live at Coldtowne
Apr
28
10:00 pm22:00

Live at Coldtowne

  • Coldtowne Theater

"Here we go, here we go, he we go again. What's our weakness? Laughing too much. Okay then. This Friday Tim Williams riffs. Andrew Clarkston miffs. Arielle Norman ponders. Elizabeth Spears wanders. Luis Flandes will sting ya. Plus out of towners Sarah Bell, Adrian McNair, and Kevin Saucer. Hosted by Tai Nguyen and Nick Saverino. 10pm.  ColdTowne Theater. BYOB."

 

$5 Tickets found here - buy now before it sells out!

Five:15 at The Velv
Apr
28
9:00 pm21:00

Five:15 at The Velv

  • The Velveeta Room

Five comics doing 15 minutes each, with me, Devon Walker, Andrew Murphy, Michael Priest and Chris Cubas. Look at me, hangin' with the big boys.

2nd Annual StandUp for CareBOX Program
Apr
28
8:00 pm20:00

2nd Annual StandUp for CareBOX Program

  • Atlassian

The Second Annual Stand Up for CareBOX Program event features Austin's funniest comedians, locally crafted beer, wine & cocktails, tasty bites, auctions, and the best views of the city. Yeah, we are doing it up Austin style. We are hosting this crazy night of fun so we can raise money to support cancer patients right here in the ATX.  

KLBJ's BDOE will be our Emcee for the evening. Austin comedians Kerry Awn, Vanessa Gonzalez, Arielle Norman, Emily Howell, Eric Nimmer and Andrew Murphy will ensure we keep laughing all night long. Sister's Carrie and Meg Fruge will be our auctioneers for the evening, tempting us with items such as a private jet ride for 5 and a long weekend at a 5 bedroom beach house!

CareBOX Program provides free care supplies to cancer patients in Central Texas to help prevent malnutrition, infections, and injuries from falls.

So, get your cocktail attire or date night digs on and join us for some Friday night shenanigans full of laughter, food, drinks, and fun. Arrive ready to bid, bid, bid on some of the coolest Austin style auction items you could ask for; remember that every dollar you spend ensures supplies can be delivered to even more cancer patients. We want to deliver more than 700 CareBOXes full of supplies in 2017 and we need your help to make this happen!

Buy your tickets NOW! And/or Donate.

Double Barrel
Apr
26
8:00 pm20:00

Double Barrel

  • Speakeasy

"Come check out a new comedy showcase featuring two of Austin's finest! 

Double Barrel gives local comedians the time and space to fine-tune their 30-minute sets. We have Mac Blake and Arielle Norman kicking things off for out debut show at Speakeasy, and we couldn't be more excited. Tickets are $5. A great fun time is guaranteed! Don't miss it!

Moontower Comedy Festival - Bye Felicia!
Apr
20
9:00 pm21:00

Moontower Comedy Festival - Bye Felicia!

  • The Velveeta Room

Bye Felicia! Is Moontower’s annual LGBT and friends show. This year, we’ve got the likes of Guy Branum (Talk Show the Game Show), Caitlin Gill (Take My Wife), Ralph Hardesty (Greetings, from Queer Mountain), Daniel Webb (Toyota Lopez), Alice Wetterlund (Silicon Valley), Carina Magyar (Stand Up Empire), and extra special guests.

A limited number of advance single tickets are on sale. Single tickets will be sold at the door as capacity allows.

Buy tickets or passes now before they sell out!

Nite Howl
Apr
18
7:30 pm19:30

Nite Howl

  • Red's Porch

"Bring it Emily Howell presents Nite Howel. 

The show will begin and end at reasonable time. This nite of hilarity is headlined by Yusef Roach and hosted by Chris Dillard.
Featuring

Derrick fields
Mikey Swenson
Arielle Norman
Chad fisher
Headliner Yusef Roach.

Laugh Out Proud
Apr
15
10:00 pm22:00

Laugh Out Proud

  • Institution Theatre

"It's our one year anniversary spectacular Laugh Out Proud Showcase! Come celebrate and laugh with these awesome comedians:

Arielle Norman
Jered McCorkle
Austin Smartt
Ky Krebs
MK Paulsen
Andrew Horneman
Kat Combs
Jaci Kramer
Adam Serwa
Rob Chenoweth

Hosted by Luke Wallens

Laugh Out Proud is a monthly stand up showcase featuring the comedy stylings of the queer community. Watching it won't make you queer, but you'll get a good taste of it. Everyone included and no one is excluded.